Can you help me get my book published?

NO. I wish I could. I WOULD if I could – but I can’t. I am just a writer myownself and I fell into it accidentally by the most unbelievable string of fantastically lucky coincidences. I don’t "know" anything. That means I don’t know how you can get an agent – I didn’t have one. I don’t know how you can get an editor to read your stuff – they called ME and asked for it. No, I cannot read your stuff and give you pointers. I am not allowed to read any unpublished material – this protects everybody. And by the way, it’s not really a great idea to give your stuff to OTHER WRITERS to read – this is a good way to lose your material. EDITORS and AGENTS are who you want reading your stuff. BUT WAIT – THIS WILL HELP YOU!!! I am HAPPY to tell you that my friend ROBYN SPIZMAN has all manner of info and actual books that will answer ALL your questions! I cannot recommend these strongly enough to you – mighta started writing a whole lot sooner if I’da known all this stuff she tells about! You’ll find ROBYN SPIZMAN’S BOOKS on our FRIENDS PAGE – get ’em all!

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