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The Sweet Potato Queens Book of Love - Here it is. I wrote this all by myself and I am pretty pleased with myself about the whole thing. However, it doesn't stop here. I am a single mother with not only a child to take care of but my own personal mother as well. So, you can tell from that info that I need a LOT of money - I cannot, in good conscience, forego the payments of my child's tuition in order to pay for my own plastic surgery. I cannot let my mother go hungry so that I may buy more red wigs. But neither can I do WITHOUT the plastic surgery and the red wigs. The answer to my dilemma is, my friend, you. You and your money and all your friends and all their money. Think of this as a multi-level marketing scheme - that will only benefit me, admittedly, but hey, I am not trying to mislead anyone here. Get 10 friends to buy this book and have them get 10 and them get 10 and so on and so on - and before you know it - I will have my face hiked up and enough red wigs that y'all can borrow one when you come to town for the Parade! Everybody wins, especially me. Thank you so very much for your support for my endeavors. ALL BOOKS ORDERED THROUGH THE SPQ SITE ARE SIGNED BY ME and I put my personal card in each one as well. It says "Lick you all over - ten cents" and it's just a great little ice-breaker, let me tell you, it will serve you well.
PLEASE NOTE—THIS IS IMPORTANT: Jill will be on the road in her Big-Ass RV (see pictures in the Gallery) beginning Thursday, 4 January, until 22 February (see Where's Jill); so, if you order any book after Thursday, 4 Jan, Jill will not be able to Personalize it. You can, however, get a signed copy anytime.
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Related Products:
B5: The Sweet Potato Queens' Wedding Planner / Divorce Guide
B2: God Save the Sweet Potato Queens
B3: The Sweet Potato Queens' Big-Ass Cookbook and Financial Planner
B4: The Sweet Potato Queens' Field Guide to Men
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