FLU PARTIES-JUST LIKE HURRICANES ONLY WITH CODEINE & FEVER

Since everybody Bailey knows is already sick, they are just piling up, watching movies and moaning–hilarious.  Anybody who can still stand has to go to the drugstore for everybody else.  They have sort of “self-quarantined.”  It’s just like a hurricane …

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IT’S OFFICIAL–BAILEY HAS THE FLU…

She’s at Ole Miss–they’re not even sending it off to see if it’s H1N1–they’re just treating everybody–and I mean EVERYBODY, from what she said–and telling them to stay in their rooms.  They were instructed to e-mail the Dean if they …

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BEAU RIVAGE–ONLY CASINO I EVER REALLY LOVED!

I was in Biloxi, Ms. AT THE BEAU RIVAGE (MORE ABOUT THEM IN A SECOND)  yesterday speaking at a fundraiser for the PINK HEART FUNDS–this group was started by JoAn Nicely, a local beautician, after Katrina, when she noticed …

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PRE-GATOR HUNT “DEPENDS” TRIALS

The Squealers Boat is a fairly large pontoon but–no potty on board…Out in SWUMP, gator-, skeeter-, and snake-infested swump, middle of the night–who knows how long it will take those fools to actually FIND and snag their two gators.  (Remember, …

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IT’S OFFICIAL–QUEEN ELLYN WILL JOIN THE SQUEALERS!

Queen Ellyn–from Pendleton, Oregon–is flying in for the Gator Hunt.  She’s really doing it to escape briefly from being pecked to death by a duck–which is HER OWN sick Mama–her Mama has been sick way longer than mine–BUT-HERS IS NOT …

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WE “WON” THE LOTTERY! For a GATOR HUNTIN’ PERMIT, that is!

Oh yeah, after YEARS of crushing disappointments, we FINALLY “WON” a chance to go out, in a boat, in a SWAMP, in the middle of the night, on purpose, to SEEK OUT large alligators.  LUCK-Y, LUCK-Y, LUCK-Y, I’m sayin’!  Whoo-hoo! …

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HILTON NOT FULL–YOU’RE CALLING THE WRONG #!

Ok, HERE IS HOW TO GET A ROOM AT THE HILTON FOR THE MILLION QUEEN MARCH WEEKEND–and it is the ONLY way–so don’t try something else and then e-mail me that they told you they were full!  YOU MUST CALL …

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JUST LOOK AT THIS CROWN FOR THE PINK HEARTS FUND!! LARRY VRBA-MADE, NATURALLY!

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I’m speaking at the fundraiser for the PINK HEARTS FUND in Biloxi, Ms. on August 27.  JoAn Nicely started this program after Katrina to help Katrina-struck cancer victims who had lost their wigs during the storm–and of course, INSURANCE WOULD …

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RANDY AND THE MOB OUT ON DVD–HI-LARIOUS!

Y’all get this from Amazon if you missed it in the theaters–also see if you can get the short film THE ACCOUNTANT–same guys and they won an Oscar for it.  Both films are hysterical and the folks in ‘em are …

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2010 PARADE BASICS UP ON SITE NOW-THANKS TO EVIL HENCHMAN-WOW!

Even the Evil Henchman occasionally has an OFF DAY and does something GOOD FOR US–instead of his USUAL f-ups and denials!  He actually posted this for us and even activated all the links in it!  Of course, I DID give …

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