I will be in GREELEY, COLORADO this Saturday night (9/12)–raising money for the High Plains Library–come on out! One important note: Usually, when I speak, there will be a local bookseller there with my books and a portion of …
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LAWSY–it SHO’ IS A HAPPY DAY! An ENtire day, devoted to the Appreciation of Bacon. Let us think porcine thoughts and proudly partake of pig parts prepared perfectly until we are practically porky!…
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We must all do our part to raise money and awareness to put an end (in our lifetime) to the CURSE OF PURSE MOUTH! I am envisioning some sort of telethon that goes on endlessly. Who could we get …
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Ok, if you’re under 40–in my opinion, you’re LARVA–and you have no idea how fast you are hurtling toward hideous but I am here to try to help you, best I can. SURELY you already KNOW better than to SMOKE–I’m …
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Since everybody Bailey knows is already sick, they are just piling up, watching movies and moaning–hilarious. Anybody who can still stand has to go to the drugstore for everybody else. They have sort of “self-quarantined.” It’s just like a hurricane …
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She’s at Ole Miss–they’re not even sending it off to see if it’s H1N1–they’re just treating everybody–and I mean EVERYBODY, from what she said–and telling them to stay in their rooms. They were instructed to e-mail the Dean if they …
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I was in Biloxi, Ms. AT THE BEAU RIVAGE (MORE ABOUT THEM IN A SECOND) yesterday speaking at a fundraiser for the PINK HEART FUNDS–this group was started by JoAn Nicely, a local beautician, after Katrina, when she noticed …
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The Squealers Boat is a fairly large pontoon but–no potty on board…Out in SWUMP, gator-, skeeter-, and snake-infested swump, middle of the night–who knows how long it will take those fools to actually FIND and snag their two gators. (Remember, …
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Queen Ellyn–from Pendleton, Oregon–is flying in for the Gator Hunt. She’s really doing it to escape briefly from being pecked to death by a duck–which is HER OWN sick Mama–her Mama has been sick way longer than mine–BUT-HERS IS NOT …
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Oh yeah, after YEARS of crushing disappointments, we FINALLY “WON” a chance to go out, in a boat, in a SWAMP, in the middle of the night, on purpose, to SEEK OUT large alligators. LUCK-Y, LUCK-Y, LUCK-Y, I’m sayin’! Whoo-hoo! …
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