TOO MANY TATTS FOR ONE QUEEN–FIFI PRESSED INTO SERVICE
Posted March 10th, 2009 by Jill Conner BrowneEver since we announced that folks who could not attend this year’s Parade could join in the fun by purchasing TATTS FOR TOTS to be installed on SPQ Wannabe MARTHA JEAN ALFORD (formerly of Booneville, Ms.), well, the checks have been rolling in and we find that we are already in an OVERLOAD situation as far as available real estate on MJ is concerned. And so we’ve been forced to select yet another Victim for the Chirren to cover with TATTS–and that honor falls to FIFI of Plano, Texas. Right after the Jell-O Wrasslin’, the Spud Studs will commence putting TATTS on these two lucky Queens. Perhaps we’ll have a race–to see which Spud Stud can apply the most TATTS in the shortest amount of time to each Queen? Sounds good to me!
Of course, if you ARE coming to the Parade, and I certainly hope that you ARE, you can purchase your own personal TATTS when you arrive–and get an extra couple to put on MJ and Feef while you’re at it–and then the Spud Studs will TATT YOU as well. This is a highly entertaining way to spend a few minutes, lemme tell you and will be the best use of $1 you can find anywhere! I DEFY you to find ANY OTHER WAY of having THIS MUCH FUN–for $1!
If you’re not coming, get your checks in–made out to Blair E. Batson Childrens Hospital–sent to me at 161 Pembroke Circle, Madison, Ms. 39110–and enclose a SASE if you want some for yourself, too!
13 Responses to “TOO MANY TATTS FOR ONE QUEEN–FIFI PRESSED INTO SERVICE”
March 10th, 2009 at 3:31 pm
Received mine in the mail yesterday!! WOO-HOO! Thanks!!!
March 10th, 2009 at 4:05 pm
Well, I tell ya!! HAHAHAHA!! This is one queen that was thrilled to hear that I will have a partner in crime on this, and it’s appropriate since we have done just that on MANY OCCASIONS!!
FRIVOLITY LOVES COMPANY! damn, this is going to be better than Mardi Gras!!
March 10th, 2009 at 4:08 pm
p.s. get your checks in the mail for the 2 newest wannabes- we got to make a good financial showing on this, I’m just saying.
March 10th, 2009 at 5:23 pm
Just got some more checks in this very day! Tra-la-la!
AND–got the very first ADVANCE PAYMENT ON THE BITCH BOX–FROM OUR BRIDE!
March 10th, 2009 at 5:36 pm
But, but…..But…..But, but……it was FUNNIER when MJ was gonna do it all by herself. :0 I think Ellyn needs to get involved, too. It’s only fittin’.
(how the hell did this happen???) Here I was minding my own business, snickerin’ about MJ, and then, just look. It kicks me in the ass every time.
March 10th, 2009 at 5:58 pm
HAHAHAHAHA, the shit stirrin sisters ride again. Fifi, you look good in paisley. Don’t you or MJ worry, we’ve got you covered………..bwahahahahaha!!!
March 11th, 2009 at 5:29 am
SNORT!
We are going to decorate Fifi!
March 11th, 2009 at 6:17 am
They are both gonna be SO PURDY!
March 11th, 2009 at 4:05 pm
I KNOW how great y’all both look in Pink and Green! We’ll cover y’all with so many tattoos you won’t need any clothes atall!
March 11th, 2009 at 6:15 pm
this is going to be so cool. i can’t wait to see and wear the tats!
March 13th, 2009 at 3:18 pm
I have my own real crown tattoo on my hip, but I am going to send in money to get these very special tats!! Ya’ll will have a great time tattoooooing…..
March 18th, 2009 at 10:31 am
But, Fifi, think of ALL THE FUN you’ll have removin’ those tats with the Spud Stud of your choice and a big ole bottle of baby oil!!
When life hands you lemons, Fifi, call me, and I’ll bring the vodka!
March 19th, 2009 at 11:22 am
I’ll be DAYUMMED! Can’t wait to see this… looking SO forward to this weekend!