$$$ ROLLING IN FOR MARTHA JEAN’S TATTS FOR TOTS!
Posted March 2nd, 2009 by Jill Conner BrowneI am already receiving checks–people reserving their own personal tattoo space on Martha Jean–I bet the Missing Groove is already gravitating toward Jackson! If you’re not coming to the Parade, you need to get your checks on in here! This very day, a Queen in Louisiana reserved 25 tatts–for Martha Jean’s TRAMP STAMP AREA “directly above the butt crack” (I’m only quoting here)–so clearly, you can see that there is some highly desirable real estate being snapped, as it were, up. Don’t delay–send your checks today! Make ‘em (for $1 or more) to Blair E. Batson Children’s Hospital and send ‘em to me at 161 PEMBROKE CIRCLE, MADISON, MS. 39110. If you want a tatt for yourownself, enclose a SASE and we’ll send you one so you can wear it in solidarity with Martha Jean–the Totally Tattooed Wannabe!
11 Responses to “$$$ ROLLING IN FOR MARTHA JEAN’S TATTS FOR TOTS!”
March 2nd, 2009 at 10:09 pm
‘THE CHECK’S IN THE MAIL!!’ bwahh!! I am sending $ for Martha Jean—surely that will bring that Missing Groove right on back home when she gets all “tatted-up”!! And of course, I will be including that SASE because I have to have one for myownself! Hate I can’t be there!!!
March 3rd, 2009 at 8:08 am
now, is this a “feel good” story or what?? I have to laugh TO KEEP FROM CRYING, but SEND MONEY!! I raised a couple thousand bucks with “swillin’ for the chirren” a few years ago and I am going to go over my record with this one!!
HELP A SISTER OUT!! My very own HUSBAND has already sent a check and he usually doesn’t get shit about sweet tater stuff.. HE even thinks it’s hilarious.
March 3rd, 2009 at 10:49 am
The kid-sized wheelchairs that Batson needs cost $900–for just the BASIC chair–the “tilt-in-space” chairs that the most severely disabled kids need cost $5000. WE NEED TO BUY BATSON SOME CHAIRS THIS YEAR, Y’ALL!
March 3rd, 2009 at 3:22 pm
Welcome to blogland! I’ll add you to my reading list and keep up with the Queens again! I used to be on several messages boards but could not take the nastiness!!!
March 3rd, 2009 at 9:36 pm
MJ, We will beat your record. And, a big thanks for wearing the tatts. heart,ellyn
March 4th, 2009 at 1:12 pm
Hey Ellyn!! I’m coming in on Wed. so will see you TWO WEEKS FROM TODAY!!
March 4th, 2009 at 1:13 pm
Your Majesty! You referenced my donation request and EVEN QUOTED ME!! I am tickled pink (& green!) With your kind permission I would like to issue a challenge to all the other un-official Queens out there to match, or beat my donation. As an incentive, I would give up one of my prime “tramp stamp” spots for any donation. Just be sure to send that SASE so you, too, can participate yourownself! Thank-you, HRH Jill, for being the generous monarch that you are! When in Lousisana, stop by, I can bake and am not afraid to use it!
March 5th, 2009 at 7:50 am
JustKathy–tell me again now–WHY IS IT that you will not be HERE with us for the Parade??? We need you, hunny!
Julie–We hope to be relaunching the Messageboard of Love this very summer–hope you’ll join us there–in the meantime, glad to see you HERE!
Martha Jean–Rube will be sending in some Tatts for Tots $$ soon–you need to contact all your other Boonvillean folks and tell ‘em to send in their $$–tell ‘em we’ll send them a photo of you in all your tatts to hang in their offices!
March 6th, 2009 at 11:57 am
Martha Jean, I sent Jill twenty bucks for tatts with a note that said, “I’m sure by now all the good spots are taken so just slap MJ on the ass and put ‘em anywhere.” Of course, I mean that with all the SPQ love in the world. Maybe if you run out of room on your bod, some cutie patootie Spud Stud wouldn’t mind 20 or 30 pairs of queenly hands on him applying them liberally! (A girl can dream, can’t she???)
Rock on, sista! Love how you ‘take one for the team’.
March 7th, 2009 at 3:56 pm
HHAHAA! Maria, thank you!! Jill, you will be getting more checks when my friends and fambly get off their dead asses to send it. Rube???!! Lord, I feel faint!! I’ll tell him thank ye myself in a couple weeks.
March 7th, 2009 at 8:43 pm
At this rate, we are going to run out of MARTHA JEAN before we get all the TATTS USED UP–so I am scanning the horizon for my NEXT VICTIM–to whom we will apply all the overflow tattage!