Comments on: Such a great idea deserves to be at the TOP of the page! HEP THE CHIRREN AND PORE GROOVELESS MARTHA JEAN!

By: Heartburn Home Remedy

Heartburn Home Remedy — Wed, 15 Apr 2009 11:50:17 +0000

I noticed that this is not the first time at all that you write about this topic. Why have you decided to touch it again?

By: Boss Queen Ann Bailey

Boss Queen Ann Bailey — Wed, 18 Mar 2009 11:53:14 +0000

I will have all my fun ladies tatted up for the day in honor of the march. Sure wish we could join in all the fun. We have our spud studds licken and sticken those tatts now !

By: Martha Jean

Martha Jean — Mon, 02 Mar 2009 18:15:14 +0000

this has to be the make a wish foundation for Old Women.

By: Jill Conner Browne

Jill Conner Browne — Sun, 01 Mar 2009 00:25:49 +0000

I had no idea we would be fulfilling your childhood dream, MJ–BONUS!!

By: Martha Jean

Martha Jean — Sat, 28 Feb 2009 17:23:18 +0000

BBBAWWHHAHHA!! Well, she spared my 4 hairs. I am so relieved. My God, my very own HUSBAND put a check in the mail today for the chirren, which totally surprised me, since he usually doesn’t get shit about this sweet tater queen stuff. HE’S even laughing himself into the next zip code. As a small child, I always dreamed of being the tattoo’ed lady in the circus, and HERE YA GO!! Is this a great country or what??

By: Jill Conner Browne

Jill Conner Browne — Sat, 28 Feb 2009 13:53:04 +0000

Ok–let’s dispel this rumor RIGHT NOW–regarding the Total Tatting of Martha Jean–we will NOT, under any circumstances (that we can currently foresee although, of course, things do change) SHAVE MARTHA JEAN’S pore little 4-haired HEAD EVEN THOUGH IT ADMITTEDLY WOULD ALLOW FOR MORE ROOM TO PUT TATTS AND IT IS FOR THE CHIRREN, AFTER ALL.

It’s TATTS FOR TOTS–how many will it take to cover MJ??

By: Jill Conner Browne

Jill Conner Browne — Sat, 28 Feb 2009 13:22:51 +0000

I think we’ve got our next t-shirt design–the Totally Tatted MJ! Nobody loves the chirren more than MJ!

By: Martha Jean

Martha Jean — Sat, 28 Feb 2009 03:09:12 +0000

HHHHAHHAA!! I’m just seeing this!! Cherrise, bring the vodka, And Scott, bring the sunscreen.

You saved my LIFE (and my old skin) last year!!

This is going to be fun??!! (I think so), BUT IT TATS for THE TOTS! I have always wanted to look like a Paisley Scarf…

By: Cherisse

Cherisse — Fri, 27 Feb 2009 22:27:02 +0000

Don’t worry, Martha Jean, I’m going to bring extra vodka. I think it’s a great tattoo primer and remover too. I don’t know which pictures I’d rather see……….MJ all tattooed or Mr. Bill’s face when she gets home.

By: Jill Conner Browne

Jill Conner Browne — Fri, 27 Feb 2009 14:53:57 +0000

The tatts are about 2 inches high and across–very discreet–and so it will take A LOT of them to completely cover MJ, even though, Pilates Queen that she is, she is fairly teeny-tiny–she be somewhat longer-than-normal so we will have some square footage to work with. And how many of the tatts end up exposed on her OUTside, I suppose will have a direct correlation to the amount of FIREFLY and BAREFOOT we can put in her INside.