Such a great idea deserves to be at the TOP of the page! HEP THE CHIRREN AND PORE GROOVELESS MARTHA JEAN!
Posted February 26th, 2009 by Jill Conner BrowneI just had what I believe is a GREAT IDEA–it will HELP THE CHIRREN AND AT THE SAME TIME, HELP LOCATE MARTHA JEAN’S MISSING GROOVE! I couldn’t help but think that maybe–just MAY-BE–gettin’ a titty-tat from TCBITW and/or Kiltboy might perk MJ up enough to attract her groove back into the vicinity. And if ONE tattoo would help–THEN HOW MUCH MORE WOULD A WHOLE BIG PILE OF ‘EM HELP HER?! YES! I WANT EVERYBODY TO BUY AT LEAST ONE TATTOO (they’re a buck, big deal) TO PUT ON MARTHA JEAN!
HOW MANY TATTOOS WILL IT TAKE TO COVER MARTHA JEAN AND BRING HER GROOVE BACK FOREVER AND EVER? And that right there is something ELSE we can do to HELP THE CHIRREN–we can GUESS how many tattoos it will take–kinda like a fantasy football league only no football or football players, just MJ and a bunch of tattoos–but HEY FUN–RIGHT?!
17 Responses to “Such a great idea deserves to be at the TOP of the page! HEP THE CHIRREN AND PORE GROOVELESS MARTHA JEAN!”
February 26th, 2009 at 8:02 am
Hahaha! What a brilliant idea! Wish I could be there to help!
February 26th, 2009 at 8:27 am
Well, you could certainly SPONSOR one or more MJ TATTS! Check for $1 or more–to Blair E. Batson Children’s Hospital–and I will PERSONALLY MAKE SURE that the tattoo(s) gets applied to MJ, in YOUR HONOR! Or you may choose to honor someone else–what better way to commemorate a birthday or other special event than with a donation to Batson–that ALSO results in a TATTOO being applied to MJ–that just might bring her groove back!
February 26th, 2009 at 8:34 am
The Evil Doctah and I would like to start off by bidding 30 Doll Hairs to “Tat the TaTa’s” of MJ.
February 26th, 2009 at 9:19 am
Great! Tell him to fire off that check to Blair E. Batson Children’s Hospital c/o me at 161 Pembroke Circle, Madison, Ms. 39110 and his will be the first 30 to go on her! And y’all these donors are the BRIDE & GROOM who will be getting hitched on our float in the Parade!
February 26th, 2009 at 9:26 am
Joani, The Larva Queens are so excited for your upcoming nuptials. In fact, our bridesmaid dresses are en route to us as I type this!
February 26th, 2009 at 10:10 am
Since the Evil Doctah, and I are so blessed,and have everything, we want everyone to know we don’t need another crock pot, or matching ANYTHING, we want all gifts, (big ole’ bags of money are fine, and never gauche) to go to the CHIRREN.
Basically, so all those fine CHIRREN can grow up and enjoy making out. THINK HOW IMPORTANT THAT IS!
February 26th, 2009 at 10:03 pm
How big are the tattoos? How tall is MJ? Are we only counting exposed tattoos? Gotta do the math….
February 27th, 2009 at 8:53 am
The tatts are about 2 inches high and across–very discreet–and so it will take A LOT of them to completely cover MJ, even though, Pilates Queen that she is, she is fairly teeny-tiny–she be somewhat longer-than-normal so we will have some square footage to work with. And how many of the tatts end up exposed on her OUTside, I suppose will have a direct correlation to the amount of FIREFLY and BAREFOOT we can put in her INside.
February 27th, 2009 at 4:27 pm
Don’t worry, Martha Jean, I’m going to bring extra vodka. I think it’s a great tattoo primer and remover too. I don’t know which pictures I’d rather see……….MJ all tattooed or Mr. Bill’s face when she gets home.
February 27th, 2009 at 9:09 pm
HHHHAHHAA!! I’m just seeing this!! Cherrise, bring the vodka, And Scott, bring the sunscreen.
You saved my LIFE (and my old skin) last year!!
This is going to be fun??!! (I think so), BUT IT TATS for THE TOTS! I have always wanted to look like a Paisley Scarf…
February 28th, 2009 at 7:22 am
I think we’ve got our next t-shirt design–the Totally Tatted MJ! Nobody loves the chirren more than MJ!
February 28th, 2009 at 7:53 am
Ok–let’s dispel this rumor RIGHT NOW–regarding the Total Tatting of Martha Jean–we will NOT, under any circumstances (that we can currently foresee although, of course, things do change) SHAVE MARTHA JEAN’S pore little 4-haired HEAD EVEN THOUGH IT ADMITTEDLY WOULD ALLOW FOR MORE ROOM TO PUT TATTS AND IT IS FOR THE CHIRREN, AFTER ALL.
It’s TATTS FOR TOTS–how many will it take to cover MJ??
February 28th, 2009 at 11:23 am
BBBAWWHHAHHA!! Well, she spared my 4 hairs. I am so relieved. My God, my very own HUSBAND put a check in the mail today for the chirren, which totally surprised me, since he usually doesn’t get shit about this sweet tater queen stuff. HE’S even laughing himself into the next zip code. As a small child, I always dreamed of being the tattoo’ed lady in the circus, and HERE YA GO!! Is this a great country or what??
February 28th, 2009 at 6:25 pm
I had no idea we would be fulfilling your childhood dream, MJ–BONUS!!
March 2nd, 2009 at 12:15 pm
this has to be the make a wish foundation for Old Women.
March 18th, 2009 at 5:53 am
I will have all my fun ladies tatted up for the day in honor of the march. Sure wish we could join in all the fun. We have our spud studds licken and sticken those tatts now !
April 15th, 2009 at 5:50 am
I noticed that this is not the first time at all that you write about this topic. Why have you decided to touch it again?