NEW BLOG CONTEST!
Posted June 8th, 2010 by Jill Conner BrowneIf you read all the comments on the last contest, you can see that one of my FAVES was posted by BODACIOUS BARBARA–who told us you MIGHT BE A QUEEN IF…you could use “bodacious” and “goober” in the same sentence. (go see her example on that contest–it’s hilarious)–so that brings us to THIS NEW CONTEST, inspired by Bodacious Barbara:
COMPOSE A SENTENCE USING THE WORDS “BODACIOUS” AND “GOOBER.”
The contest (and it’s just a random drawing based on the numbers of the posts–it’s not a literary competition!) expires on Friday, June18, at 5pm, CDT. If you have lots of ideas, post them separately–so you’re entered multiple times. The prize this time is a HANDPAINTED SPQ ORNAMENT.
I said in my newsletter that this contest would begin tomorrow–but the E-vil Henchman pointed out to me that I will be in surgery tomorrow (and not the fun plastic surgery kind either–see NEWS on the website) so I won’t be able to post it tomorrow. Duh. So go ahead and have at it. I expect your responses to cheer my recovery! Can’t wait to see your sentences!
91 Responses to “NEW BLOG CONTEST!”
June 8th, 2010 at 11:20 am
It is very hard to be bodacious daily when surrounded by goobers.
June 8th, 2010 at 11:20 am
“That goober must have more money than Gawd his ownself or be hung like somethin’ fabulous to be with such a bodacious Queen like her!”
June 8th, 2010 at 11:23 am
Goobers and Raisinettes are absolutely bodacious, but do absolutely nothing for ones badonkadonk.
June 8th, 2010 at 11:28 am
“If you weren’t such a goober you would understand why I have to be with other bodacious queens at least once every year.”
June 8th, 2010 at 11:29 am
Being as bodacious as I am, goobers tend to be so-o-o-o in awe of me. It does amuse me.
June 8th, 2010 at 11:41 am
The queenly life can be tough with goobers staring at your bodacious bod all day long.
June 8th, 2010 at 11:45 am
That Goober has a bodacious body so we’ll keep him around to serve the Queen !
June 8th, 2010 at 11:46 am
Being a SPQ with bodacious hair is so awesome and the goobers just don’t understand bodacious SPQ’s.
June 8th, 2010 at 11:46 am
If I had a dollar for everytime I had kissed a bodacious goober then I would be rich.
June 8th, 2010 at 11:51 am
It takes a bodacious big vat to boil enough salted goobers to satisfy the hungry masses.
June 8th, 2010 at 11:51 am
I promise nevaaa to promise a goober anything as I am a bodacious SPQ.
June 8th, 2010 at 11:54 am
I wish I he had a Bodacious Goober!!
June 8th, 2010 at 11:57 am
Don’t be such a goober, you KNOW HRH Jill is THE most bodacious queen of us all!
June 8th, 2010 at 12:06 pm
LAWD we can’t wait for the Niceville event of the year–the Mullet Festival where the fried mullet, cheese grits and beer flow freely. Few places can assemble 100,000 goobers who are humbled by our bodacious queenliness.
June 8th, 2010 at 12:08 pm
Though I lack the tatas of the bodacious kind, I was forced to kiss some goobers before finding and marrying The Cutest Boy In Florida. I have shared my knowledge with my tater tots and they can quickly identify a “goober” and it is nothing to do with peas.
June 8th, 2010 at 12:08 pm
SPQ’s are so hot that even their goobers are bodacious!
June 8th, 2010 at 12:27 pm
I onced kissed a goober who said he loved my bodacious tata’s and guess what-he became my prince in waiting answers to my every need. God Bless Him.
June 8th, 2010 at 12:36 pm
I make a bodacious goober and raisin cookie.
June 8th, 2010 at 12:36 pm
LAWD almighty, I am just too damn bodacious to deal with all these gawd aweful goobers buggin’ me at work. Screw this, I’m headin’ to the bars!
June 8th, 2010 at 12:49 pm
Queen Gammy has a bodacious tiara because her ex-husband was such a goober
June 8th, 2010 at 1:03 pm
Me ‘n Jimmy James went to that new bodacious boofay and he acted a total goober!
June 8th, 2010 at 1:17 pm
I slapped that goober’s hands as he tried to touch my bodacious set of ta tas!
June 8th, 2010 at 1:22 pm
Well being around rodeo a lot, I have a different meaning for both words………But Bodacious would not be the name of the best BBQ in Texas if Bodacious’ goober still worked…………….
June 8th, 2010 at 1:27 pm
Moving queenlike through throngs of adoring but well proportioned goobers, not a hair was displaced from my bodacious “DO”.
June 8th, 2010 at 1:29 pm
Here’s to hoping that goober in your boober is benign and you have a bodacious and quick recovery. All my prayers and positive thoughts are with you!!!!
June 8th, 2010 at 1:33 pm
How in the world did that GOOBER hit that bodacious pink building….how dare him destroy anything pink
June 8th, 2010 at 1:34 pm
Look at that bodacious rear on that goober dude…what a waste!
June 8th, 2010 at 1:48 pm
Well Boy Howdie, I surely don’t know how a goober like him produced such a bodacious son like you, bless her heart!
June 8th, 2010 at 2:10 pm
If not for all the Goobers I’ve dated I wouldn’t appreciate how bodacious my current stud is!
June 8th, 2010 at 3:36 pm
I am Goober’s cousin, the bodacious blond one.
June 8th, 2010 at 3:38 pm
I’m way too bodacious to be concerned with a bunch of goobers.
June 8th, 2010 at 3:40 pm
My husband was a bodacious goober until he met me!
June 8th, 2010 at 3:42 pm
Even a goober can be bodacious if he wears pink undies!
June 8th, 2010 at 3:48 pm
I’ve yet to meet a bodacious goober that I didn’t like.
June 8th, 2010 at 5:48 pm
Bodacious bum with ample boobers, a true Sweet Potato Queen eats salted, boiled goobers.
June 8th, 2010 at 6:04 pm
BWAHAHAHA! Y’all never fail to make me HOWL! Keep ‘em comin’! You’ve got all this week and next–the more you write in, the more chances to win! I hope y’all are reading every one of these–I am screaming laughing–you don’t wanna miss ‘em, I’m telling you!
June 8th, 2010 at 6:14 pm
“Hey, Andy,” Goober asked, where did Aunt Bee get those bodacious tatas?”
June 8th, 2010 at 6:16 pm
Yes, Handsome, you DO have a bodacious goober but how’s your credit rating?
June 8th, 2010 at 6:25 pm
“Hey, that goober is checking out your bodacious ta-tas!”
June 8th, 2010 at 7:23 pm
If I don’t come up with some bodacious response to knock the socks off this blog contest, I am gonna feel like such a goober….now think!!!!!
June 8th, 2010 at 7:27 pm
The goober wondered all nite if he would get lucky, but the bodacious Queen knew the answer before he sat down and bought the first round.
June 8th, 2010 at 8:26 pm
Ain’t no goober crossin’ this bodacious babe’s doorway ‘less he be toting bacon-encrusted cheesy au gratin taters with a side of chocolate-covered chocolate bon bons and some margs for later.
June 8th, 2010 at 8:58 pm
He had a bodacious bod, but she was certainly disappointed at the goober attached to it.
June 8th, 2010 at 10:32 pm
I ain’t no goober. I’m a bodacious Queen!!
June 8th, 2010 at 11:15 pm
Although Andy did take into consideration that only a real goober would make such a bodacious statement…
June 8th, 2010 at 11:19 pm
…he was amazed at the bodacious mess Goober made while being shown that it was completely inappropriate to even notice Aunt Bee’s tatas, much less mention them.
June 8th, 2010 at 11:20 pm
They wondered how a bodacious woman like her ended up with such a goober.
June 9th, 2010 at 6:59 am
Lawdamercy, I feel like a goober after reading all these bodacious comments!
June 9th, 2010 at 7:00 am
She awoke dreamily, cleared the sleeptime goobers from her eyes, and declared, ” I am so lucky to be alive on this bodacious day!”
June 9th, 2010 at 10:50 am
The SPQs have bodacious ta-tas and no goober is going to change that!
June 9th, 2010 at 11:53 am
If that boy thinks I’m gettin’ outta this tub jus’ ’cause he cut off his pinky fanger,he is ONE bodacious GOOBER!
June 9th, 2010 at 1:11 pm
He might have had a chance with the bodacious babe but for the nose goober.
June 9th, 2010 at 2:49 pm
Well the boy was a total goober but he did have an absolutely bodacious pair of blue jeans that kept him in the running.
June 10th, 2010 at 6:47 am
I’m glad I got rid of that goober so that my bodacious mammaries and I could make better memories.
June 10th, 2010 at 8:09 am
Sometimes my hubby is a total goober, until he remembers that I am the most bodacious queen in his life!
June 10th, 2010 at 8:13 am
Git your eyes off those bodacious ta-tas, you Goober, and take a look at the queen she is on the inside!
June 10th, 2010 at 9:19 am
I am SOOOO GLAD that this is a contest determined by a RANDOM DRAWING–on account of it would be WAAAAY TOO HARD to pick a winner based on content–I am laughing my teeny tiny aiss OFF at these!
June 10th, 2010 at 10:24 am
Bodacious women have kissed many a goober in their quests to find their soulmates.
June 10th, 2010 at 10:26 am
If I don’t get my bodacious self to work soon, I will end up being a goober.
June 10th, 2010 at 11:00 am
Queens live bodaciously while goobers are like boiled peanuts….(hot and plumped up and wishing someone would but them at the gas station)
June 10th, 2010 at 1:46 pm
Goober came to my door selling a subscription to that “bunny” magazine and when he saw my bodacious bod he exclaimed I could be Miss Jan through Miss Dec.
June 10th, 2010 at 2:41 pm
Being Bodacious as I am all the goobers come running to me when I stick my head out the door so I just make them do my errands, bring me coffee, and etc.
June 11th, 2010 at 1:25 pm
For a plumb bodacious snack, pour a pack of goobers into an ice cold co-cola and enjoy.
June 11th, 2010 at 4:24 pm
I sent the goober to the grocery store and he brought back a bodacious amount of beer.
June 11th, 2010 at 4:36 pm
I was passing by the local golf course today and saw two bodacious looking goobers looking for their balls.
June 12th, 2010 at 2:52 pm
Even Goobers can have Big Hairy Audacious Goals when they surround themselves with bodacious Sweet Potato Queens!
June 14th, 2010 at 10:01 am
Having Bodacious ta-ta’s that were painfully bodacious…I elected to have them reduced, much to my ex-goober husbands chagrin!
June 14th, 2010 at 10:37 am
Two policeman, Wingnut and Goober, were called to that bodacious wreck on I-20 last Saturday.
June 14th, 2010 at 2:39 pm
On vacation, I noticed queen material with absolutely bodacious tatas being escorted by the biggest goober this side of the equator! I appropriately named them Tits and Tubbs.
June 14th, 2010 at 4:15 pm
I got behind a BODACIOUS goober in a green Ford Expedition on Old Canton Road today – bet he got his driver’s license in the mail!
June 14th, 2010 at 5:57 pm
working with a bodacious bunny is so fab and distracting until HE opens up his mouth, then he just sounds like a young little studly goober.
June 14th, 2010 at 6:10 pm
just because you have a bodacious bod it does not mean you can act like a goober.
June 14th, 2010 at 6:19 pm
I FOR ONE AM SO SO VERY TIRED OF BEING THIS
BODACIOUS AND ONLY ATTRACTING THE POOR,UNKEPT, AND UNEMPLOYED GOOBERS IN THIS WORLD!! THEREFORE, FROM THIS DAY FORWARD I WILL MAKE IT MY ULTIMATE QUEST TO FIND A WEALTHY,EMPLOYED,AND TAILORED GENTLEMAN WHO’S AMBITION IS TO LAVISH ME WITH ALL THE FINER THINGS THAT I AM SO DESERVING AND WILL REWARD HIM DAILY!!!!
June 15th, 2010 at 6:10 am
I am praying that the prognosis is bodacious and that your glamorous girly chest-goobers are in tit-top form!
June 15th, 2010 at 12:35 pm
Thanks to the ex goober, the queen was able to get the most bodacious travel hair ever!
June 15th, 2010 at 6:50 pm
(squealing)”Oooo, Goober, that IS bodacious!!!”
June 16th, 2010 at 10:09 am
Even when very young and VERY BO-DACIOUS, alas! my tatas were not, so I found a BO-DACIOUS Goober who fix-ed me raght up! boy! Was my ex-goober MAAAAADDD!nananana!
June 17th, 2010 at 11:47 am
A Bodacious Martini will definitely cause you to wake up with a Goober
June 18th, 2010 at 1:34 pm
What bodacious new that the goober in Jill’s breast is benign!!!!!
June 18th, 2010 at 3:01 pm
I will not waste my bodacious ta-tas with that ignoraymoose goober ever again!
June 18th, 2010 at 3:07 pm
Goober is the codename of my Bodacious Sister’s (aka Retail)Beau!
June 18th, 2010 at 3:16 pm
HRG speaking to her Royal Granddaughters:
Hunny Chile, no woman needs a BUNCH of “goobers” in her life…just some hot stud with two of ‘em hangin is enough for any “bodacious” queenly bunch of Southern Belle heifers like us’n girls! Besides, if’n you eat too many “goobers” you mite git sick!
June 18th, 2010 at 3:23 pm
While I was sitting on my bodacious bee-hind eating Goobers, I realized I better get up and write this sentence or I would never have a chance of winning a spectacular hand-painted SPQ ornament!
June 18th, 2010 at 4:00 pm
Sometimes even a queen can be a goober – sometimes I forget how bodacious I am, but then I remember and all is right with the world!
June 18th, 2010 at 4:11 pm
If you marry a goober, be sure he knows you are a bodacious Queen!
June 18th, 2010 at 4:18 pm
I guess I’m a goober since I do not have that bodacious ornament!!! Now I gotta win it!
June 18th, 2010 at 4:52 pm
The girl NEVER went on another date with Earl,the guy who stopped at the gas station to pee….and instead of going into the restroom like NORMAL PEOPLE, pulled out his bodacious goober and stood BESIDE the building with another guy and they BOTH peed as they talked! Bodacious goober or not, the embarassment just wasn’t worth it!
June 18th, 2010 at 6:17 pm
Charlie G says the way to get Bodacious is to stop eatting Goobers.
June 18th, 2010 at 9:44 pm
All y’all bodacious queens and goobers had way too much fun with this one!
June 19th, 2010 at 5:40 am
oh my goodness, just look at that bodacious bunch of boiled goobers….yummy
June 21st, 2010 at 11:51 am
BETH ELLIOTT HAS WON THIS CONTEST–WHOO-HOO! CONGRATS AND THANKS TO ALL FOR PLAYING–Y’all kept me HIGHLY entertained through all this Unfortunate Tit Bidness! xxooj.