Comments on: YOU MIGHT BE A QUEEN IF…

By: Queen Laura

Queen Laura — Sun, 13 Jun 2010 03:02:32 +0000

Your new boss tells you to call her “Joyce,” and asks what you prefer to be called (she’s wondering whether you want your job title to be Administrative Assistant or Secretary) and you reply, “Oh, Queen, will be just fine.”

By: miss kitty

miss kitty — Thu, 10 Jun 2010 22:12:43 +0000

When you HAVE to wear that new petticoat (without panties)as a skirt to a party if it hairlips the guv’nah and brang the rub-on tatoos fer all ye girlfriends. And on the way there, yer walking down the street with a bodacious gooey chocolate cake in one hand and a cocktail in the other and people stop to admire your queenliness.

By: jeannine dowley

jeannine dowley — Wed, 09 Jun 2010 23:41:44 +0000

When you lift your beer for the first toast at the weekly Happiest Hour, your flotilla of bracelets clanking away drown out your precious voice.

By: sassy cindy

sassy cindy — Wed, 09 Jun 2010 17:24:49 +0000

your mother named you Freddie Mercury. (You have to be over 50 to get this one).

By: Myrna Wierenga

Myrna Wierenga — Wed, 09 Jun 2010 15:26:42 +0000

You know you are a QUEEN when your lips are painted brightly ready for a smooch and you always accessorize bling and all.

By: Myrna Wierenga

Myrna Wierenga — Wed, 09 Jun 2010 15:24:10 +0000

You know you are a QUEEN when your lips are painted brightly and ready for a smooch, and always remember to accessorize tastefully bling and all.

By: Myrna Wierenga

Myrna Wierenga — Wed, 09 Jun 2010 15:22:46 +0000

You know you are a QUEEN when your lips are brightly lipsticked and ready to be smooched and you always accessorize – bling and all.

By: Hootie Rootie

Hootie Rootie — Tue, 08 Jun 2010 17:29:30 +0000

…if you can answer a question from a complete strange man in a department store who is trying of a pair of women’s high heels (as a joke)and asks if that is what is referred to as a pump – why, no sir, that is really a FMP! Then loving the expression on his face as you explain to him as to what a FMP actually is. I’m hoping I did Trooper proud on that one.

By: Lady Kate

Lady Kate — Tue, 08 Jun 2010 17:00:27 +0000

You ARE the Queen if you are reading this awaiting to go “under the knife” wearing your tiara during surgery.

By: Rhiannon

Rhiannon — Mon, 07 Jun 2010 20:24:09 +0000

I’m late, but I gotta add mine:

You know you’re a queen when, regardless of the picture being taken, you give a perfect and queenly T pose. Bonus points if you do it with a drink in your hand.