Comments on: WHICH SINS WOULD YOU TAX?

By: GuinnessGoddess

GuinnessGoddess — Sat, 26 Sep 2009 14:02:33 +0000

Tax the sins against fun and joy, and there will be more fun and joy in the world.
Companies (and employees) who think there is nothing wrong with 24/7 availability – except for emergency personnel, they are saints – tax them for lowering the quality of life.
Madison Avenue, with all the unreasonable standards and contradictory messages! How can I be my best self if I have to do it your way?
Whiners, killjoys, holier-than-thou bigots, self-righteous arbiters of morality and decency, and anyone who feels the need to drone on about “the difference between a want and a need” – maximum penalties! (Give their spouses immunity, especially for the want/need quote. I’d appreciate it.)
Wouldn’t the world be a better place?

By: JILL CONNER BROWNE

JILL CONNER BROWNE — Thu, 17 Sep 2009 13:17:54 +0000

God is a man–always knew that.

By: Kathy T.

Kathy T. — Tue, 15 Sep 2009 20:29:31 +0000

Oh, yes–and why, oh why, could I not have been a size B when I was young and cute, and nothing actually drooped? I just know God is snickering over this!

By: Kathy T.

Kathy T. — Tue, 15 Sep 2009 20:27:48 +0000

Stand on my head, Miz Jill? You mean, can I stand on my head and still see (or breathe)? Or am I agile enough?
Yes, ma’am, I could probably do it (if someone props me against a wall) and still see. But I maintain that after bein’ Flatsy-Patsy most of my life, it still feels weird now. Underwires just plain hurt, so I’m still waitin’ for anti-gravity undergarments. (I won’t even go into how much anti-grav I’d need for my rear end!)

By: JILL CONNER BROWNE

JILL CONNER BROWNE — Tue, 15 Sep 2009 01:52:58 +0000

Oh, the BRATZ–mercy, yes, tax the crap outta them! Kathy T–can you stand on your head?

By: Kathy T.

Kathy T. — Mon, 14 Sep 2009 22:38:45 +0000

Amen on things shifting. When I was but a mere larva, my bustline was a mere size A, and gravity never touched me. Now I’m hot and flashy, and suddenly I’ve gone to a B cup. And gravity has taken over as well. Hubby seems to like the increase in size, judging by how round his eyes get, but he aint’ the one toting these thangs around! What we gals need is some anti-gravity support garments!

By: shannondolly

shannondolly — Sun, 13 Sep 2009 12:46:24 +0000

Legalize all drugs and tax the crap out of em…it’s all pretty obvious anyways, may as well get something good out of it, o and leave Barbie out of it and give Bratz the motherload tax! As well as 2 & half men, Nascar, South Park, reality tv, kiddy queens..hell make a tax button mandatory on remotes…

By: pauline kelley

pauline kelley — Sat, 12 Sep 2009 05:31:40 +0000

i would buy a pair of fake nipples just to have a set that weren’t under my boobs. oh, how everything has shifted through the years. it’s especially sad to think of because when i was a young larva; my mom would call me and my not yet then husband barbie and ken– we were soooo cute!!! then, too, i think fake nipples would be considerably cheaper than plastic surgery and i wouldn’t have to go under the knife.

By: JILL CONNER BROWNE

JILL CONNER BROWNE — Fri, 11 Sep 2009 16:30:08 +0000

Yes, Barbie’s been punished enough–we should do a fundraiser to buy her some nipples–or she could get some of those fake ones like they had on Sex and the City that time. I was always curious about that–how many people actually NEED fake nipples??

By: Terry Wheat

Terry Wheat — Fri, 11 Sep 2009 03:22:01 +0000

Ya’ll just need to leave my cigarettes and beer out of this equation……… Some things are hard to let go of, even more than a rotten husband. Toys are a good idea to Tax!!! That way parent would buy less and maybe their kid would go outside and play and get some exercise…. Like we did as kids!