SUCK FOR THE CURE–END PURSE MOUTH CURSE–TELETHON!
Posted September 2nd, 2009 by Jill Conner BrowneWe must all do our part to raise money and awareness to put an end (in our lifetime) to the CURSE OF PURSE MOUTH! I am envisioning some sort of telethon that goes on endlessly. Who could we get to be our SPOKESUCKER? WHO REEEEALLY SUCKS??
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16 Responses to “SUCK FOR THE CURE–END PURSE MOUTH CURSE–TELETHON!”
September 3rd, 2009 at 11:07 am
Renee Zelwegger…or get a two-for-oner with the Olsen twins…
September 3rd, 2009 at 11:13 am
Scarlett Johannson
September 3rd, 2009 at 11:17 am
Two words…
Jocelyn Wildenstein
September 3rd, 2009 at 11:32 am
Do you think we could resurrect Tammye Faye Baker?
September 3rd, 2009 at 11:38 am
If she doesn’t slow down on those Starbucks frozen frappicino things, Britney Spears, bless her heart. She already shows symptoms of brain freeze.
As long as we are “sucking for the cure,” please go over to http://www.lustgarten.org/Mark_Weitzenhoffer. My amazing husband of more than 37 years has been fighting the good fight against advanced pancreatic cancer for the past 19 months. TALK ABOUT SOMETHING THAT SUCKS!! A team is just now being formed to walk in the Dallas Lustgarten Foundation Walk for Pancreatic Cancer Research. Cablevision underwrites their admin costs so EVERY PENNY donated goes to research. On Mark’s team page, you will see a couple of pictures of Mark having kisses bestowed upon his bald head at one of the MILLION QUEEN MARCHES we attended. Anyone who will be in Dallas November 8 can sign up to walk with Mark’s team & the foundation will accept all donations. Remember, EVERY PENNY RAISED GOES TO RESEARCH, so no donation is too small. (Please, please, please repost this everywhere you hang out online. An early detection test must be developed in our children’s lifetime!)
September 3rd, 2009 at 11:46 am
God, I am soooo addicted to Pank Bendy Straws the withdrawal is not gonna be purdy!
September 3rd, 2009 at 3:57 pm
Madonna. Lord, that woman’s 50 if she’s a day, and she’s still a looker!! In my eyes, that SUCKS big time!! MADONNA!! MADONNA!! For living a SPQ’s dream, right down to the Big Hair and Young (and I mean REALLY REALLY REALLY YOUNG) men, not to mention playing the tyrant matriarch.
MADONNA I say!
September 3rd, 2009 at 4:09 pm
Does Angelina Jolie qualify? I swan-ee, it looks like she sticks an air hose in those lips. I’m surprised she can talk normal, without sounding like Sylvester the cat!
September 3rd, 2009 at 5:24 pm
Beverly–we do love your husband and are cheering him on–we’ve gone a few rounds with pancreatic cancer ourownselfs and it’s a mutha.
KathyT–I would say that Angelina sucks.
I can’t believe my seester hasn’t weighed in with HER list of Who All Sucks–she and I spent hours once in Cozumel making up a HIT list of people we would KILL–this is way less harsh! Perhaps that’s why she’s abstaining–she is very harsh and enjoys it immensely.
September 3rd, 2009 at 7:45 pm
What about Joan Rivers? It sucks that she’s gotten to have all that plastic surgery! But, in my own personal opinion, it really didn’t do much for her except for maybe getting her a gig on TV Land.
September 3rd, 2009 at 8:43 pm
You know who REALLY SUCKS–BORAT. But I’d rather have terminal purse mouth than have to look at or listen to him for 5 minutes!
September 4th, 2009 at 4:41 am
If we’re shooting for a spokesucker who will say ‘Don’t Let This Happen to You’, I agree that Tammy Faye Baker is a winner (wait, she’s dead), Ed McMahon (wait, he’s dead), George Burns – sucking on those cigars – yuck! (wait, he’s dead), or Phyllis Diller (wait, I think she’s dead).. OH MY GOD, apparently purse mouth is fatal !!!! We may just have to go with posters…..
September 4th, 2009 at 1:59 pm
Well, it COULD be somebody to serve as a bad example–or we could just have fun naming everybody we think sucks–highly entertaining, in my experience.
September 5th, 2009 at 5:15 am
Ohhhh…now I get it! How about Governor Sanford of S.C. who went to Argentina to hook up with his girlfriend, thereby embarrassing his wife in front of God, country and everyone in the process. He sucks…..twice over!!
September 5th, 2009 at 7:38 am
HE DO SUCK, BIG TIME! The truly SHORT list would be Politicians Who DON’T Suck.
September 8th, 2009 at 1:14 pm
Monica Lewinsky! Duh! ;p