FLU PARTIES-JUST LIKE HURRICANES ONLY WITH CODEINE & FEVER

Posted August 31st, 2009 by Jill Conner Browne

Since everybody Bailey knows is already sick, they are just piling up, watching movies and moaning–hilarious.  Anybody who can still stand has to go to the drugstore for everybody else.  They have sort of “self-quarantined.”  It’s just like a hurricane party only everybody ALREADY feels like crap–and they all WISH they would die–instead of getting drunk and pretending they’re not about to!  Designated soup-heaters, tea-makers, DVD-changers and lots of group naps.  Sounds kinda like mat-time in kindergarten!

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5 Responses to “FLU PARTIES-JUST LIKE HURRICANES ONLY WITH CODEINE & FEVER”

  • Queen Tina - New Jersey Says:
    August 31st, 2009 at 4:58 pm

    It may not be pretty, but a nice way to bond with your college sisters. And as opposed to drinking, there is no such thing as ‘underage codeine-taking’. If the doctor prescribes it for you – you’re golden! Hopefully they will mostly sleep through the whole thing…..

  • Mallory Says:
    August 31st, 2009 at 7:05 pm

    This is Mallory, reporting live from the Flu party. Hope, Bailey, and I just designated John to bring us lots of pasta, and we wore masks downstairs to receive it. We are watching lots of DVDs and inhaling Gatorade and water.

  • Jill Conner Browne Says:
    September 1st, 2009 at 4:14 pm

    Oh! A mask–great! you can throw up into that and be HANDS-FREE! Good thinking, hunny! You college girls are soooo clever! Glad y’all are staying in and staying hydrated–and well-fed, from the sound of it. Just don’t forget poor John when HE gets sick–y’all have to take care of him, too!

  • pauline kelley Says:
    September 1st, 2009 at 4:44 pm

    here in st louis the public health department is asking for volunteers to take tht h1n1 flu shot that will not be available to be given to the public until october. i guess even though we are in the middle of the midwest we are progressive.

    i have been trying to stay healthy and loose some weight. i’ve been running but i haven’t lost any weight by running as i can catch the ice cream truck when it is only 2 doors down.

  • KimmyDarling Says:
    September 2nd, 2009 at 11:32 am

    That is such a great idea. I hope all partygoers get well ASAP.