Comments on: PRE-GATOR HUNT “DEPENDS” TRIALS

By: KimmyDarling

KimmyDarling — Fri, 28 Aug 2009 20:27:02 +0000

I cannot read all this Squealer stuff, as I have had an irrational (or is it?) fear of gators for YEARS.

In fact, when I was in college, Drama Queen Christine tore the Lubriderm ad (with a gator on it) out of a magazine and taped it to the wall by my bed while I was sleeping, so it was the first thing I saw when I woke up the next morning. PURE EVIL. I was traumatized.

So I just want all of y’all to survive the trip, while I ignore the details. =)

Love,
Kimmy

By: JILL CONNER BROWNE

JILL CONNER BROWNE — Fri, 28 Aug 2009 15:34:59 +0000

PIPPA–DUUUHHHH–the Gaytor Hunt is SEPTEMBER 18-19. Go back to bed.

By: pippa

pippa — Mon, 24 Aug 2009 23:07:44 +0000

so. I missed the hunt. I missed ellyn, I missed katie christmas, I missed it all, damn shit hell

do over is called for. get them back in town

By: JILL CONNER BROWNE

JILL CONNER BROWNE — Fri, 21 Aug 2009 17:46:46 +0000

Between Ellyn and Jeffrey–I need Depends just thinking about it! I would like to order the funnel thing for Ellyn–I can just HEAR her reaction to THAT!

By: precious pam

precious pam — Fri, 21 Aug 2009 01:56:25 +0000

I too am just dying laughing!!! I cannot wait to see the video of the gator hunting but I almost think the Depends Test Dranking partay will be just about as much fun!!! So glad Ellyn is joining as the funny level just went way up!

By: JILL CONNER BROWNE

JILL CONNER BROWNE — Thu, 20 Aug 2009 22:28:26 +0000

Yes, if we want to paint our Depends GOLD–or pank–we could just wear THEM–with nothing over them! How hilarious would THAT be? A boat load of diaper-wearing big ass lunatics–I could pee my pants laughing at the THOUGHT of it! The shower curtain is a great idea-but I like the pank diapers better, I think!

By: QUEENIE LYNN OF THE QUEEN'S CLASSYMATES

QUEENIE LYNN OF THE QUEEN'S CLASSYMATES — Thu, 20 Aug 2009 15:54:33 +0000

HONEY YOU NEED TO CHECK WITH QUEEN DEBBIE (OF THE SPQ SPARKLY QUEEN’S CLASSYMATES PARADE DEPENDS) BECAUSE YOU KNOW SHE HAS ALL THE LOW DOWN ON THE WHEN YOU GOTTA GO YOU GOTTA GO!! I KNOW YOU’D NEVER USE THE ONE WE GAVE YOU SO I THINK AFTER ALL MY YEARS AS A GIRL SCOUT…(YOU DO REMEMBER OUR UNITFORMS) THAT BEING PREPARED MEANS LOTS AND LOTS OF WALLYWORLD BAGS…THEY HOLD ANYTHING! AND I DO MEAN ANYTHING…..
YOU CAN MOUNT A SHOWER CURTAIN ON A HULLA-HOOP AND PUT IT ON THE BOAT….INSTANT PRIVACY!!! DON’T WORRY ABOUT THE SOUND THE BELLY LAUGHS WILL DROWN OUT THE PEE NOISE!!! I AM GREEN WITH ENVY!!!!

By: JILL CONNER BROWNE

JILL CONNER BROWNE — Thu, 20 Aug 2009 12:24:51 +0000

Queen Carolyn–WHY do you think I will be in the SQUEALER BOAT?! Hunters think of nothing but killin’ somethin’–anythang–but SQUEALERS think about CONSEQUENCES–and CONVENIENCE–and COMFORT.

Queen Seester Judy–or we could just take a big trash bag to go under that sheet. I have heard, on the Highest Authority in MY Life, that such can be quite efficient. And then we could “hide” it in somebody special’s garbage, oh wait, that’s the front porch!

By: Carolyn Carey Rawles

Carolyn Carey Rawles — Thu, 20 Aug 2009 04:01:34 +0000

Re: Urinationfunnel
OMG! I have now officially heard of everything I care to know about. This is the funniest thing ever!
I have some friends that participated in the gator hunt and the funny part is that the gator has to be placed inside the boat before it is “put out of his misery” because if they are killed in the water they will sink. So, they must be bound or “tied up” first then dragged over into the vessel. Now I was thinking about this and if one shoots the gator with a gun, what is to stop the bullet from going through the gator and on through the boat leaving a hole? Now the hole will certainly allow the boat to take on water and then the boat will sink. Then all of those on board are now gator bait for the remaining pissed off gators. This is why I will not be participating in the new sporting event in LA/Lower Alabama.

By: Susan

Susan — Thu, 20 Aug 2009 03:58:09 +0000

Anyone remember that astronaut that drove cross-country to main/murder her ex-boyfriend’s current? She wore Depends and I believe they just held up perfectly!
This is going to be such a laugh fest, I think y’all might scare off the gators.