DOUBLE DECKER AIG-EATIN’ BEE-YOTCH!
Posted July 19th, 2009 by Jill Conner BrowneThere is a Queen from Over Yonder–named Viney–who is quite well-known in the Queendom for her culinary dee-lights–particularly her pimento cheese (minner cheese to us) and she knows all too well my unquenchable appetite for deviled eggs. The Neshoba County Fair (where there are lots of deviled eggs to be had) is coming up next week– she will be attending with Queen TammyPippa and she knows that I will most likely be unable to attend–partly from Mama Duties but mostly from having temporary custody of JEFFREY GROSS (of Jeffrey Doll Bear Fame)–who described his one and only Fair visit as “just like going on vacation…IN THE ATTIC.” His partner Allen Payne is a Neshoba County native and is thus compelled unseen but irresistible forces to attend the Fair, no matter what–thus, I must attend to the needs and wants of the recalcitrant Jeffrey during that time and so the Fair–and all those eggs–will be missed–by ME.
Viney has been e-mailing me with constant taunts about all the deviled eggs (known as “AIGS” to us) SHE will be consuming in my absence. At least she’s smart enough to realize she would get NONE if I attended but she is being FAR too boastful of her upcoming feast in my opinion. This very morning, she wrote to advise me that she–and another aig-hoarder–had BOTH acquired double-decker aig trays that will comfortably (albeit very temporarily) house 36 aigs each. Her missive was purely designed and crafted to stir up angst in my soul–but SHE HAS FAILED–so HA!
She has failed in her wicked attempts to cause me pain over lost aig opportunities–BECAUSE SCOTT IS COMING TO SEE ME and HE will NOT ONLY bring VAST QUANTITIES of REGULAR deviled aigs–he will also bring them with CAVIAR and others that have been PICKLED WITH JALAPENOS–so CHOKE ON THAT, MISS VINEY! That and all the other untold delicacies that my precious Scott will bring to ME AND ME ALONE and YOU WON’T EVEN GET TO SEE THEM–OR HIM! SO HA! And again I say–HA!
11 Responses to “DOUBLE DECKER AIG-EATIN’ BEE-YOTCH!”
July 19th, 2009 at 8:21 am
you will be inundated with eggs my Queen. That is MY promise to you.
July 19th, 2009 at 8:45 am
All that AIG talking has made me hungry. It also gave me the idea of making “Minner Cheese AIGS”. Has that been done yet?
July 19th, 2009 at 8:58 am
I have not had any minner cheese/aig combo–not totally convinced that is a good idea. Would try it first with a “simultaneous bite of each” first–before RISKING the ruination of entire batches of two of my favorite foods! But if I did make it and it sucked, I would feed it all to VINEY!
July 19th, 2009 at 9:03 am
You are going to force me to go to the grocery store so that I can buy aigs aren’t you! And the cravings begin!
Last Christmas I became the designated aig maker for all the Christmas parties we attended (especially those for both my work and my hubby’s). Due to the number of aigs I was forced to make, I have not made any since. I do believe it is time.
I would send you some, but with this heat I don’t think they’ll make it from NC to you (and still be fit to eat).
July 19th, 2009 at 9:30 am
BWWWAHHAHHAHAAA!!!!
and I also am thinking no on the minner cheese/AIG combo.
July 19th, 2009 at 10:15 am
And, once again, Scott saves the day!
July 20th, 2009 at 1:25 pm
Now I am going to make AIGS.. I can have them on the low carb diet from Hell….
July 21st, 2009 at 2:01 am
Oh lordy! I haven’t heard the name Viney in YEARS. My grandma had an aunt named Melvina that everyone called Viney.
And now I want my momma’s deviled eggs.
July 21st, 2009 at 9:54 am
The real question about deviled eggs and the one that has been a very very sore spot between my two sisters and myself is do you make them with pickle relish or spend an eternity chopping up sweet pickles?
July 24th, 2009 at 5:53 am
NO PICKLES.
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