IF YOU FRIENDED ME ON FACEBOOK AND DIDN’T GET AN IMMEDIATE ACCEPTANCE
Posted June 8th, 2009 by Jill Conner BrowneDo it again. THE EVIL HENCHMAN HAS DONE SOMETHING STOOPID and we haven’t figured out exactly WHAT AND/OR HOW he did it yet–but we DO KNOW THAT WHATEVER IT IS–IT’S HIS FAULT. Somebody e-mailed me that they went to “friend” me and there were TWO “Jill Conner Brownes” on there–one with NO friends and one with a few thousand. For some reason, they attempted to friend the one with NO friends first–??? I guess there are those out there who would be surprised to learn that I have ANY friends a-tall, let alone several thousand–but what-ever…Then I noticed that I was getting Facebook notifications on a different e-mail address than normal–one that I personally have never used for FB purposes–but when I tried to follow the link to accept the friending–NOTHING WAS THERE from that person. SO–WHERE IS IT? NO ONE KNOWS but we will FLOG THE EVIL HENCHMAN UNTIL HE FINDS THE MISSING FRIENDS and UN-does whatever it was he DONE to cause this. OOOOHHH–how I HATE the Evil Henchman!!
So I looked up MYSELF on Facebook, and sure enough–there’s the loser, with no photo and NO FRIENDS–so I friended her–and I suppose it will send me a notification now that I have asked to be my friend and ask me to accept–but when I try to–THERE WON’T BE NOTHING THERE. The Evil Henchman does this crap to make me CRAZIER than I already am–HE CLEARLY DOES NOT HAVE ENOUGH WORK TO DO–ARE YOU LISTENING, RICK AND LIZA LOOSER AT THE CIRLOT AGENCY??? FIND THIS BOY SOME WORK OR SEND HIM OUT TO RAKE THE YARD SO HE WILL QUIT TORMENTING ME!!!
6 Responses to “IF YOU FRIENDED ME ON FACEBOOK AND DIDN’T GET AN IMMEDIATE ACCEPTANCE”
June 8th, 2009 at 7:02 am
well, I got the notification for this new blog on FB, so I guess ( floating out there somewhere) I am still your friend…which is good, because I’d probably end up in the black hole if I tried to do it again !
Smite the Henchmen of the world !
June 8th, 2009 at 7:30 am
I am only innarested in smiting my own Evil Henchman–once he is smote, I can possibly move on to smiting others but at the moment, he is commanding all my attention, smite-wise.
June 8th, 2009 at 8:13 am
Oh hun, I know you have millions of friends, never mind thousands (and I hope every single one of them are ordering books and doing lots of online shopping at the SPQ site!) But when I went to add you the first time, it only came up with one “Jill Conner Browne” – the lonely one, as it turned out. Never fear, what goes around comes around and that evil henchman is soon gonna learn that karma’s a bitch, baby!!
June 8th, 2009 at 8:20 am
Jill,
THE EVIL HENCHMEN is sitting in my office with a BROKEN heart over the hurtful accusations that HE would do something like that to YOU, of ALL people!
Apparently, you had a Facebook page prior to establishing this one. He is looking into getting the ROGUE page removed so all will be well in your Queendom.
He loves you, and other than loving to torment you just a little bit, he would NEVER intentionally cause you this much pain!
We love you too!
Liza and the ENTIRE staff of The Cirlot Agency
June 8th, 2009 at 9:43 am
Oh, mercy–DOES HE EVER HAVE YOU FOOLED! That puppydog look? HA! Seen it a million times–means he’s thinking up NEW EEE-VILLS! Watch your back–if he gets tired of tormenting ME–he just might turn on YOU–he is a WILD DOG, I’m telling you–seething and snarling, juuust under the surface! Just wait–your turn is coming! BEWARE–BE VERY WARE!
June 9th, 2009 at 5:42 pm
The evil henchman was kind enough to send me a note that I requested the wrong “person” as a friend. I did think it was odd that that “person” had so few friends, but I also thought MAYBE there was a “fake” JCB who was scamming people. Boy, am I glad I was wrong! Thanks for adding me as a friend – to the RIGHT person! You are my hero! Why, oh why, did it take me so long to discover your awesome books?! xoxo