Comments on: WRITETV.ORG, KACEY IN TUSCALOOSA, FATHER’S DAY SALE, Irritating Blonde with Piece of a Dog AGAIN

By: Empress Ali

Empress Ali — Tue, 21 Jul 2009 02:53:31 +0000

Oh, Please say that you went to Wally World for a BB Gun!

By: KimmyDarling

KimmyDarling — Mon, 08 Jun 2009 03:25:15 +0000

Sorry, I have been so busy tweeting with The Evil One that I missed this entry until right now.

Jill Conner Browne, you know you can call me anytime for Twitter Instructions. It’s not HARD, for cryin out loud! Just tell us what you’re doin or what you’re thinkin or whatever you want– but just do it in 140 characters or less each time. Obviously, I am not OVER the Facebook thing yet, because I am still there, but I am completely ADDICTED to Twitter. It is SO flippin FUN! So get with it, already. You don’t HAVE to use your PHONE to Tweet– you can use all ten fingers and your home row keys, if you want to!

Just do it.

Love,
KimmyD

By: Martha Jean

Martha Jean — Mon, 08 Jun 2009 00:06:08 +0000

Jill. My thumb is as big as my foot…. (almost).

I could not text a simple sentence in a day. period, that’s it?? that’s the list

By: JILL CONNER BROWNE

JILL CONNER BROWNE — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 13:57:51 +0000

I KNOW–I LOVE to talk on the phone! And I can only text with ONE THUMB! ONE THUMB–do you KNOW how LONG it takes to type a message on a teenytiny little keyboard WITH ONE THUMB? GAAAAHHH!

By: Martha Jean

Martha Jean — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 04:08:38 +0000

Ellyn. We’re too GD old for all this shit. Twitter?? Is there a TWATTER??! I hope so– I think our best bet is to keep in touch by PHONE.

that old TIMEY THING!!

By: Ellyn

Ellyn — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 03:33:38 +0000

Since I can’t update my facebook status think I’ll just forget about twits or tweets before I ever get started. I used to want to learn sumpin new everyday BUT now I don’t.

By: JILL CONNER BROWNE

JILL CONNER BROWNE — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 21:15:10 +0000

You can put a jar of jam in the toe of a sock and whomp ‘em up side the head pretty good, I reckon–they need to be skeered! Mostly, they need to go hear Kacey ’cause she’s soooo fabulous!

By: Martha Jean

Martha Jean — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 02:45:17 +0000

Well, I am just sick, I MEAN PUKING SICK that I am not going to be in Tuscaloosa on Friday NIGHT to see Kacey Jones.

BUT, I have told all of my friends(I lived there for 23 years) that I will personally kill each and every one of them if they don’t go.

p.s. they are cracking up– what am I gonna use a sling shot???

By: Rhiannon

Rhiannon — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 00:55:32 +0000

. . . its like fishing.

By: JILL CONNER BROWNE

JILL CONNER BROWNE — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 00:34:36 +0000

I think I’ll tie a string around The Ugly Shoes–so I can just whack her with ‘em and then reel ‘em back in for another go!

KimmyD is NO HELP–she regularly twits with the EVIL HENCHMAN! They are in LEAGUE against me!