We have apparently seriously angered the Rain God!
Posted May 27th, 2009 by Jill Conner BrowneTHE SUN IS OUT–YIKES! It has been raining–not just a modest amount of water falling from the sky–but POURING, like God let the hot tub overflow big time–for over a WEEK–and now, all of a sudden–NOTHING–not a cloud in the sky–which is surreally BLUE after the sullen gray to boiling black to which we had become accustomed. I am strangely off-balance by this development. I have nothing to wear–why do laundry when all you’re gonna wear is your raincoat? Although, I might lose a few pounds if I kept that raincoat on out there today…worth considering, I suppose…since nothing ELSE has dropped an ounce off my ass in I don’t know when–perhaps I need to be in a boil-in-bag for a day or so? Only water weight, you say? I don’t care if I lose AIR weight at this point.
Oh gag. Outside my window, in the sparkling bright sunshine, I glance up, only to be visually assaulted. I see a perky little BLONDE irritant, in a tank top and micro shorts, bouncing along with her little piece of a dog–out for a jaunty stroll on a lovely morning. I hate them both. Perhaps there’s a large mound of fire ants in their future? One can only hope–and have a little snack.
13 Responses to “We have apparently seriously angered the Rain God!”
May 27th, 2009 at 8:25 am
Your Highness,
Do us all a favor and fling a pink croc at her!!! Cease her perky bouncing!!!
May 27th, 2009 at 8:54 am
Or just walk in front of her and let her take a gander at those crocs — she’ll prolly hurl all over that little doggie!
May 27th, 2009 at 9:44 am
I wish the sun were out here! It’s DEPRESSING!
May 27th, 2009 at 9:58 am
Trust me–the Blonde Irritant with the Piece of a Dog was WAAAAY more depressing than the rain! If I see her again, I’m definitely winging The Ugly Shoe at her–and her little dog, too!
May 27th, 2009 at 10:47 am
I think a rubber dart is in order.
May 27th, 2009 at 11:19 am
After having to work at the gawd forsaken nascar race this past weekend, the only shining moment amongst all of those clouds and rain were the rainbow coalition of brightly colored feet in those oh so lovely “crocs”
every color in the rainbow, every gawd awful color I might add. Men, women and chirren put their feet in those plastic atrocities and proceeded to prance and dance around looking like big bird pooped on their feet.
Ya’ll it was awful….
May 27th, 2009 at 11:30 am
But for slogging in the MUD, maybe, JUST MAYBE, they could be serving a useful function and thus, there hideosity could be overlooked temporarily?
May 27th, 2009 at 12:56 pm
darlin.. i think not.. i felt my stomach churn,, just a wee bit. flip floppin kinda. i know it was the shoes. I TOOK PICTURES~!!!! just for you.. i’ll have to post them soon..
May 27th, 2009 at 3:03 pm
I was wondering what that bright light was outside!!
May 27th, 2009 at 5:42 pm
must say my mater & pepper & cuke plants are growin like weeds here in Knoxville due to soooooo much rain but I am having to visit my local tanning booth to see anything that even looks like sun & my sunflower seed that i put in my bird feeders are starting to sprout inside my feeders..enough is enough!
May 27th, 2009 at 7:44 pm
I’m Glad to see that I’m not the only one who thinks CROCS are ugly pieces of plastic posing as shoes.I feel bad for the chirren who are made to wear them. Like my 15yr old daughter says “She’s so cute but those CROCS gotta go Bless Her Heart”, ruins a pretty sundress. I’ll stick with my rhinstone covered flip flops.
May 28th, 2009 at 5:29 pm
OK, two weeks ago I was looking at brown grass and wilting flowers and wondering when we were gonna get some rain. NOW… I’m wading through puddles and unblocking drains to try to keep my porch from flooding. Maybe I need some Crocs for that job!
May 29th, 2009 at 10:30 pm
Last Saturday my storage room FLOODED because of the Great Rain of 2009. Monsoon season surely has to end sometime. My curly hair can’t take all of this humidity. But then again, I live in Mississippi, where the seasons are humid and freezing