OFF TO OMAHA–FOR THEIR CHIRREN!! UGLY SHOES TO GO, TOO!

Posted May 12th, 2009 by Jill Conner Browne

Later on today, I will begin my endless series of flights to get to Omaha so that TOMORROW, I can speak a fundraising luncheon for THEIR CHILDREN’S HOSPITAL.  This is further confirmation that I WILL DO ANYTHANG FOR THE CHIRREN–on account of, y’all KNOW I don’t wanna go nowhere for no reason no how, let alone have to fool with airports and the TSA– and yet, I VOLUNTEERED for this mission!  Has anybody started the paperwork on my Sainthood thing yet?  Anyway, off I go–and I am taking with me a BIG A** LARRY VRBA CROWN for them to raffle–so SOMEbody in Omaha is gonna win one tomorrow!  It is EYE-POPPING, too!

BAREFOOT WINE AND BUBBLY will be there–as usual–supporting me in my efforts to HEP THE CHIRREN!  They love the little chirren as much as I do and I love them for it!

I’m thinking it might be entertaining to wag along them UGLY SHOES with me–see who-all I can make try ‘em on for a photo op.  We’ll see if they look any better on NEBRASKAN FEET than they do on MISSISSIPPI FEET!  Any bets?  Maybe I’ll just take ONE–they’re the size of, oh, hell, I don’t know, Something Huge and Ugly–hauling TWO of ‘em might just be Too Much!

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One Response to “OFF TO OMAHA–FOR THEIR CHIRREN!! UGLY SHOES TO GO, TOO!”

  • Queen Tammy Dawn Says:
    May 14th, 2009 at 1:37 pm

    When you are seeing cross-eyed by your daringly long trip through the air and on land, wear those puppies. They are great at the airport because no one would steal them, they easily slip off for xray machines and your feet have room to swell in them on the way home. If you must take them off they make great foot rests, too. By the way, even though they are made some kind of petrochemical recipe, if they are the true Croc and not from Wally World, your feet will not stink, no matter how sweaty they are. I found out I was “allergic to plastic” when my Go-Go boots made my feet crack and Mama was forced to limit my wear of those beautiful red boots. Crocs will not make your feet crack… Bless you for sacrificing so much for those special little babies. You are one to be looked up to, even if you were not so willowy tall.
    XOXOXOXOOX